
I work hard, but I'm lazy as hell -
I love to laugh, but feel better after I rage and cry -
I spend money as fast as I get my hands on it, and love to buy
beautiful clothes and expensive makeup, but mostly dress in t-shirts, jeans,
and Birkenstocks or tennis shoes - and I love to wear fancy jewelry
with them
-
I'm a bleeding-heart
Liberal, but I believe strongly in the death penalty, and wish executions
were televised, live -
I have
a beautiful singing voice -
but I yell and swear a lot -
I love listening to New Age music samplers from Windham Hill,
Al Green, early Led Zeppelin, and alt. rock all about
the same, which is a lot -
I
love to garden, and grow beautiful flowers and herbs, but will let a plant
dry out if it pisses me off -

I let wild finches build nests all over the property, even in the rolled-up blinds that when down keep my house cool in the summer, and don't mind trading a hot kitchen, bird poop on the deck and the lawn furniture, and weekly trips for more seed for the feeder for their lovely chirping song, the peeping of their babies, and the sight of them learning to fly, and swooping in from the fields behind the house -
but
I don't want a pet, because they're a pain in the ass, and too many creatures
depend upon me, already -